this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I need to stop coming to work sober
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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