i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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