I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Randomize
