I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wish I only lived at night.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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