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dats a huuuuuge bitch!

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who is this????

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(248): dats a huuuuuge bitch! (773): who is this???? http://tfl.nu/bpgf

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(415): View more from California

Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me

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(415): Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me http://tfl.nu/bq34

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(216): View more from Ohio

I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.

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(216): I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed. http://tfl.nu/uoo7

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(925): View more from California

its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife

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(925): its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife http://tfl.nu/e55k

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(845): View more from New York

i can't find my house

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we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.

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i'm pretty sure my house moved.

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(845): i can't find my house (1-845): we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago. (845): i'm pretty sure my house moved. http://tfl.nu/nzng

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving

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(+44): I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving http://tfl.nu/jxug

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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.

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(423): You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti. http://tfl.nu/u3mr

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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...

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(419): Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this... http://tfl.nu/jh8c

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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.

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(707): And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope. http://tfl.nu/sve4

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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.

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And by one day I mean once every two weeks.

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(604): If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob. (604): And by one day I mean once every two weeks. http://tfl.nu/w0wa

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Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.

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(732): Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish. http://tfl.nu/b0yx

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(209): View more from California

Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.

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(209): Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die. http://tfl.nu/72xy

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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.

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(908): I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon. http://tfl.nu/vwke

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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running

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(775): What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running http://tfl.nu/dwtn

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(707): View more from California

I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?

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There is so much wrong with that sentence

(707): View more from California

Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real

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(707): I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom? (650): There is so much wrong with that sentence (707): Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real http://tfl.nu/wzrt

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