She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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