So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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