1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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