Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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