We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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