Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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