Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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