This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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