U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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