I have demons in me.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
we're so committed to being not committed
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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