We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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