Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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