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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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