WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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