i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I puked a lego.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
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Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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