does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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