Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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