It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
