ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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