i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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