I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm bleeding and have questions
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
