Welp...herpes.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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