His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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