We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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