Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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