my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
