her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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