idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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