FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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