For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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