need another drink. this is the easiest way
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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