I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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