so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.