So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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