we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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