everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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