His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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