I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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