She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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