my room smells like sperm. sweet.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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