is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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