I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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