But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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