What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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