yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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