You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
