I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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