For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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