Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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