i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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